2004년 4월 30일 금요일

[펌]News headline


In New York park, a young boy was attacked by a savage dog. A passerby happend to see that and came to the rescue.  Having tackled the dog, he stgrangled it to death, and saved the young boy. A reporter for a news paper watching all this and took snap shots for a front page picture in the next days paper.  Approaching our hero he says: "Your heroic feat shall be published in tomorrow's paper under the headline - Brave New Yorker rescues boy". "I"m not from New York" replied our brave hero. "oh in
that case we'll change the headline to - Brave American rescues boy from savage dog".


"I'm not American either" replied our brave hero, "I am a Pakistani".


The next day the headline on the front page of the paper said: "Muslim Fundamentalist strangles an innocent American dog to death in New York park. FBI are investigating possible link to the Al-Qaeda."

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